10 things about Autumn you do not know but I know

1) Has an obsession of looking at me eating like a hungry Somalian

2) Can doze off instantly anywhere and anytime of the day

3) Snores till the building cracks

4) Claims to be lean but not skinny

5) Has a talent for cartoon voice dubbing

6) Can fit in XXS t-shirt (omg!)

7) Shakes legs uncontrollably when nervous or excited or has nothing to do

8) Wants to be an Italian

9) Hates oranges or anything with orange flavour but loves apple and anything associates with apple

10) Used to be a big fan of Ribena (A Ribena a day, makes me not gay???)

11) Talks to the air while watching an important match (this is scary but not the scariest yet!)

12) Cannot multitask else response will be extremely SLOW!

There you go, more than 10 pulak. I can start my assignment now in a happy mood. :)

ROARRR!!!

Tonight's atmosphere was rather intense. Every animal was ready to pounce on King of Jungle, the lion. The tiger, the leopard, the hippo, the deer, the giraffe and even the harmless plant-eating tapir were surrounding the lion, ready to attack eventhough they knew the lion's defense was strong enough. Winning chances were almost zero but it was worth a try. The battle started with the tiger sending the lion a claw. The lion ducked. Then it roared before throwing the tiger to the ground. All the other animals fought in while the rest were too timid to join the battle. The lion was attacking blindly, simply pouncing, clawing and biting its enemies without knowing the real tactic of fighting. Nevertheless, as it was fated to be the lion's day, at last, it won the war, defending its crown again sending all defeated animal bowed before him unwillingly. -End of story-

First of all, I have trouble listening to people who speaks word by word slowwwwwwwwwwwwly. As if it's not bad enough, it comprises of broken *ahem* English with grammatical error. It's even worse when it's a super-duper long sentence and i'm trying real hard to understand but when the full stop comes, I blink my eyes in disbelief and see stars spinning above my head. Oh my, which part actually suggested that you've stayed in UK before? I'm so confused!

"All chocolates are bad." Errgghhh... Which retard would make that kind of comment? Whoopsss.. i guess i should rephrase. Which retard that had been in UK would make that kind of comment? Hmmm... Unless you tell me people do not sell chocolates there especially during X'mas. I mean, come on. You think you are knowledgeable enough to bash people around but when it comes to knowledge not concerning about the history or anything related to anyone has "genius" for a name, you prove to sound so unknowledgeable, unprofessional and most of all, childish! Fine! Stick to your old man's concept, "An apple keeps the doctor away" If the apple is poisoned by the witch in Snow White, I would love to see you chewing it away happily.

I also have trouble understanding the words "not restricted" coming out from your mouth. Why make a comment later on when you did not specify any requirement? Is because you have fun and joy smiling to your right hand and telling how much you love it and then telling the left hand how much you actually hated the right hand? Or is it because of your so called "not restricted" is just a cover-line to cover you for being forgetful to let us know the requirement in the first place? Even if it's not, why is it sometimes so hard for you to admit you are wrong when you are REALLY wrong? If you insisted on us doing it based on our creativity, then SHUT YOUR BIG FAT MOUTH OR ELSE I WILL STUCK A WASHINGTON APPLE DOWN YOUR THROAT! AND STOP ASKING US TO WRITE LIKE A PRIMARY SCHOOL KID! What kind of people do ask you to write using twice as big your normal font size and in double spacing on an A4 paper? You think I'm MS Word is it? Some more what's so hard between 5 and 10? If it's 5, then just minus 5 from the 10 and it will become 5. DuH!!!

And do you think having the number of books equivalent to what the library has makes you think you deserve a Noble prize? Having reading books your entire life really makes you a knowledgeable person and greater than other people, is that what you have in your mind? Who concludes that only knowledge that picks up from books and only educational books are useful? Who gives you the power to say that knowing what's in trend and watching dramas are not a kind of useful knowledge but instead just purely rubbish? You are so yester-yester-yester YESTERDAY! You are not even fitted to be in my dad's era. At least MY DAD knows who Spice Girls are and Britney Spears is. How about my grandpa's era? Guess he'll disqualify you since he watches HK drama too!

It all depends on how to interpret and use the knowledge you have to enhance you as a person. Being stubborn is not the way to be a professional. Not being humble already violates one of the rules in your profession. Reading every book available worldwide, prompting the years and citing from the famous authors would make you feel great and proud. But don't ever forget, there's only a thin line separating sharing and showing off. If you are so great, why not be the next Albert Einstein instead of hiding at the corner of the world and outrage everyone you meet? I can't think of any other perfect place for you rather than an island with free lifetime book supply. Suits you best! Psssttt... I'll be glad to provide the airfare ;D

Conclusion: This story tells you a life is wasted just like that simply because of the high-level of stubbornness one owns.

Library

I had trouble sleeping yesterday night despite an entire hectic day that had drained almost everything out of me. I tried listening to Light&Easy but it didn't quite work. I felt like reading but certainly not my notes or any white papers. If i was to touch those, I could have guaranteed I'll be having a sleepless night and waking up the next day with neck pain and troubled mind. I was kinda disappointed as I had already finished all my Harry Potter series (which means no more anticipation). Then only i remembered my DVC had been sitting on the rack and collecting dust for ages! I took the book and flipped to the first page. The book has fact written on it. Anyway, the book looks thick but as i proceeded, only i realised it was nothing compared to Order of Phoenix or even Half-Blood Prince. Hey, only then I was quite surprised that I actually finished TWO thick books, reading page by page every night given i'm not really a book-lover person myself. (A round of applause for me please ;D) For DVC, i'll try to read it slowly because i've found out that i need a "night companion" before i go to sleep. I hope to read more books but certainly nothing related to studies. Guess i have to wait until i no longer carry the title "Student".

I've also discovered the library in my uni has loads of interesting books. Again, throughout my SO many years of studying, I've never stepped into the library more than 5 times. I was literally forced to borrow the CRM book last semester only I was there. It was the first time for me stepping into my uni's library and already got "kantoi". The librarian said my skirt too short. Damn la, it was knee-length. The most KPC Jason asked me to defend myself by telling the librarian I'm a staff there. My second library experience was when the librarian in IPSR didn't allow me to enter simply because i didn't have my ID card displayed. I took out from my wallet and showed her but she insisted me on hanging the card around my neck. Damn F la, where was i supposed to find a string and hang the bloody plastic card around my neck? See, see, see... I've got such bad experience with library for the 1st and 2nd time already. Do you think i still wanna go near that "sueh" place?

Lights will guide you home
And ignite your bones
And I will try to fix you
                       --Coldplay

Mr.XXX is a bit PoTayToe

Screwed my test yet AGAIN. How could i forget the IT obstacles? The so called hint on Standish Group Report actually messed up my mind. Fine! Hands down. 20% flushed down the toilet bowl. What's more with me not knowing my proposal status. It's a nerve wrecking moment, really. I seriously wish the damn thing not to be rejected. Not to mention, a stack of assignments waiting for my mercy. Problem after problem and the last thing i ever wish for is more problems pouring in. Thank you so much when i got sms which went LIKE THIS --> "Good afternoon Miss Chong. This is XXX here. Just to inform you due to my mistake an inability to handle things, i had created some confusions about the written report due date and the maximum pages among the students. Sorry for creating such confusion."

*slaps forehead*

No comment on this DIA as i know DIA still in DIA PUNYA learning phase and so am i, but damn, DIA didn't understand simple English that i told DIA the other day? Hmph! Btw, i got one report as thick as the Yellow Pages from my students.

*pengsan*

Oh, second part of the sms lagi sai lei, which went LIKE THIS --> "And don't worry for the number, I will not save your phone number if you wish."

OMG! I didn't know you are not suppose to know your colleague's phone number since it had been PUBLICLY distributed among those handling the same subject. Wahhh, i dunno how or what to do with DIA. What might be DIA's reaction when i handle DIA back all the reports next week? What if DIA asks me what DIA should do with the reports? Should i be telling DIA what to do when DIA is suppose to give me order? Somemore horrr, one particular (un)fortunate morning, DIA asked me how to conduct a tutorial class worrr... DENG!!!

*bangs head on the wall*

Too bad, i cannot annoy DIA like how i annoy other people. Talking about annoying, i got annoyed the other day and in return, i annoyed the person who annoyed me. Damn syok cos ONE sentence was powerful enough to make the entire evening peaceful ;D Here it goes:

Autumn: Yala, yala, Kedah is the best la
Me: Ei, you...
Autumn: Alor Star is the bomb
Me: You listen to me first. Really, we got this...
Autumn: Everything about Kedah is gggreaaaattttt!
Me: *gets annoyed*
Autumn: Got this and that la. KL sucks right
Me: *cuts in* Drive carefully la, TOAD!
Autumn: *pauses* *looks at me* *touches chin and looks into the mirror* *throws tantrum*
ALAAA........!!! I don't want to eat already laaa...
Me: *giggles* Ok, ok. I'm sorry. I was trying to make you stop!
Autumn: Everyday minum susu kelabu, eat veggie
Me: =.=" (as if la kan ;p)

Lazy to post pics. Lain kali okay?

p/s: Winter is coming. SYOK! Prepare to wave goodbye to autumn. Tata!

hint hint: i love listening to fly me to the moon before i sleep because the song makes me smile like a young child. ngiak ngiak ngiak. but i always change to fly me to the stars or fly me over the moon ;p alright, you may start to laugh now. i know i look and sound silly. bleh!

Ms. Ungu! Mana engkau pergi?

It's so hard for me to even type www.blogger.com on my addess bar nowadays. What has gotten into me? Slowly disappearing from the so called blogosphere? In fact, I have a lot to write. But there are times i don't feel like sharing my thoughts. Today is another typical useless post where I'm gonna cock about bulls and shits. Oh, there are people have been complaining about me being rude on the words I use. I don't see anything wrong as long as the words I'm using actually expressing what i'm trying to tell without hiding behind the curtains and afraid of my reputation goes down the drain. Nevertheless, in person, those words seldom slip off from my mouth as i tend to not expose myself too much.

Few weeks ago, i was tempted to write something that was not so good. It was sort of like a personal attack. Again, i thought twice about it and finally abandoned my plan. It was just some stinky garbages that i've got rid off long time ago but the smell keeps coming back. Anyway, the feeling of hope that turned betrayal, i would dare to say no one understands the situation better than Hj. Taib. Well, at least we both agreed to turn around and give a goodbye wave, together with a "I've-got-you-this-time" grin. There are just a bunch of selfish people out there who never seems to appreciate good things or people around them, not even until they lost them. Only they realise it when the other person is actually happier than he/she is. And mind you, this is not a feeling of remorse by losing something precious but rather lost of triumph and jealousy. You know, it's like you are having a gorgeous dress that doesn't fit you and at the same time you are not willing to give it up to other people who deserve it but rather throw it in the rubbish bin. When somebody picks that dress from the rubbish bin, and wear it beautifully, you start to claim the dress belongs to you. You know what? For once i'm gonna say this, YOU ARE SO PATHETIC! And it's weird you know when i watched Double Shot today, with Jojo singing Leave(Get Out) from her 1st album and then Too Little, Too Late from her 2nd album. Obviously the girl picked up where she left and a good sequel i would say ;)

*****




For Harry Potter's fans who had only watched the movie, you better stop reading this now cos spoiler's ahead! ;p (I've been utilizing every single second i have to read the book than writing a good proposal. Gosh, the faculty is gonna rip me off!)

Few months back before i started reading the book, my bro was teasing me by saying he would force the story into my ears. That was definitely mean! Another bro of mine cut in and said Harry Potter died. I was like "HUh? Really ar? What happened? Why? Why? Why?" Then they two started laughing and said, "If the hero dies, where got storyline somemore?" During the time, i thought Half-Blood Prince was the final book and that explained my reaction.

Well, it's kinda sad for me after finishing the book this morning. The whole Harry Potter thingy really created a deep impact on me. (Well done, JK Rowling!) It made me wanted to be there. It made me wanted to fight. It made me cry. It gave me heart aches. Okay, don't say i didn't warn. Spoiler's ahead. Better stop reading NOW!

Who has the straight, black, shiny hair?
SEVERUS SNAPE!

Who is the liar?
SEVERUS SNAPE!

Who is the Half-Blood Prince?
SEVERUS SNAPE!

Who slipped the prophecy to Lord Voldemort?
SEVERUS SNAPE!

Who killed Dumbledore? (yes, Dumbledore is dead! and i wanna rip that page off!)
SEVERUS SNAPE!

Who allowed the Death Eaters to enter Hogwarts?
SEVERUS SNAPE again?
NO!
It's DRACO MALFOY!

I'm so sad. Why can't somebody trust Harry in the first place that Malfoy is up to something no good? Why nobody else suspects Malfoy is missing most of the time other than Harry? Why only Snape appears when Harry attacks Malfoy with the Dark magic called Sectumsempra? Why can't Harry and Hermione use the Time Turner to go back and save Dumbledore like what they have done 3 years before to save Buckbeak and Sirius? I got so many WHYs but i hope the 7th book will explain it all. People have started to predict what's in the next book. Some said Severus killed Dumbledore upon Dumbledore's request to make Voldemort believed that the only wizard he is afraid of is dead and they will return in the 7th book. (I hope that's real because I DON'T WANT TO BELIEVE DUMBLEDORE IS DEAD!!!)

Why Dumbledore trusted Snape in the first place? Because Snape said he was sorry while others agreed that he's a high achiever in Occlumency. Other than that, who's Harry's new love, you might ask. It's no longer Cho Chang but Ginny, Ron's sister. Ron was with Lavender Brown for a while which had caused him and Hermione not talking for a period. What's Occlumency and why not Cho? All refer to Order of Phoenix, pls ;p

Okay, dah lah, end of story about Harry Potter. I'll post some pictures on my next post ;)