Eh-heh, i'm back la dey...
Yesterday's paper was like shit. I see no connection in between what I've studied the entire semester and the exam I've sat. It was an open-book exam. Should have guessed. Anyway, if it was about Order of Phoenix, I could have excelled ;p Yep, yep, i finished my Order of Phoenix even before i could finish swallowing my lecture notes. Like i've said, open-book marhhh, study banyak-banyak also useless...Heh! So all i did was just glancing through. Shhh~
Things are taking a BIG turn, by the way. You see, i remember few weeks back, most of the people i've known were telling me their relationship was going down the drain. How miserable they were, how meaningless and hopeless was their life, how gloomy was their day and bla bla bla... Strange things happen at a fast pace and starting this month, I've been listening to wonderful mushy-mushy, lovey-dovey stories again. Quite bizarre horh? But of course i'm happy for everybody. One of my classmates in secondary school had already tied up the knot. Another one will be doing the same next year. Which girl is it, you ask? Sorry, i can't tell but i can only say it slips from a 100% truly reliable source. ;D I can't possibly spoil other people's surprise just for the sake of telling you, horrr...
But, but, come to think again, the one that got married this year is only 23 years old and the one getting married next year will be 24 years old; both their partner is either same age or a year older. Both also graduated last year. So i was telling my mum this, "Ma, their life will be so boring larh. Get married so early, when go shopping wanna buy this kena think twice, wanna buy that kena think again. No fun lorh... Sien kah beh si like that.. Still young, must enjoy marh. And ma, what if i never get married? What do you think?" Hehehe... i can't tell you what was my mum's response and when i said "enjoy", i didn't mean clubbing, drinking, partying like an animal and other things that are similar. My term of "enjoy" means shop till i drop (a gentle reminder: after all, i'm still typically typical type of girl who shops like any typical girl ;p) without having to worry things like:
"Yorrr...I have to pay X, Y, Z and A, B, C installments larhhh" (earn, pay, earn, pay, earn, pay. you don't pamper yourself at all a little after all the hard work you've done?)
"With this much of money i can buy 3 cans of milk powder already!" (provided when you have a baby and gosh, it sounded so si-lai)
"No, no, i need my girl-girl to be a genius so that she can fly to the moon, jump across the sea and reach the stars next time. I am saving up to send her to SUSTAGENIUS Nursery when she turns THREE" (land of kiasu suits you better)
At the same time, i want my freedom to be really freedom with my own consent and not:
"Cannot larh. You see, morning my sweetie wakes up very early and surely cry-cry one cos wee-wee til Pampers leaks horrr. At the same time, her tummy very hungry so i need to satisfy her stomach first. Then i pom-pom her and myself so that both of us will be clean and can play bubble bath worrr...Liao i have to start preparing and cooking sweetie's meal. Finish mum-mum then 1pm is my sweetie's napping time. In between i can clean up the house. 3pm is her sek-nai-nai time. It takes 1 hour to feed her one bottle of milk but at the same time the crappy drama on TV keeps me entertain. After that i have to heat up sweetie's meal already. 5pm i need to feed her fish porridge. Liao hor, i start to chin-chai cook a simple@lousy meal for my husband. 8pm she needs another dose of nai-nai. By 10pm, i'm already a super exhausted mum. HOW DO I GO SHOPPING WITH YOU???" (aiyerrr, what a kho lian tai life)
It gets worse when you turn into a freaking mum:
"Yorrr... I sincerely wanna join the gathering and really wanna meet up with you, my DEAR DEAR DEAR friend but i need to send my girl-girl to arithmetic mental class then to the ballet class and finally pick her up. Then hor, back to home already i still have to teach her how to write essay and accompany her to learn Spanish. You see hor, my girl-girl very gong-gong oneee... Not bright and clever at all larhhh" (gawddd, i'm so glad i never had to go through all that. all i did was playing with sand, cycling around the neighbourhood, running in the middle of the paddy field, catching dirty fishes, building kubu/benteng pertahanan, swinging from the trees and NOT A SINGLE FREAKING EXTRA TALENT CLASS, blehhh!)
Oh, don't get me wrong. Of course i'd love to be a mum someday but being a young mum is not my cuppa tea. Yep, i know you can get married at a young age but not having kids yet just to eliminate those fusses i've mentioned. Just sit back, relax and chill. But in today's rat race world, do you think you can really CHILL when you already have a COMMITMENT in hand? Think again. The pressure is definitely invisible to naked eyes especially in this Kay-EL City. Oh well, i think i'll stop with my stupid sense.
After my otak had been tepu-ed with CRM and other mountain loads of dung, i needed to flush it all out in order to insert new loads of dropping. So, i declare a public holiday today to me, myself and i in order to be a happy Tinkerbell ;D (btw, i'm not sad with the sucky paper i've done because i know i'm not the one to take all the blame. hehe) What else can make me happy if it's none other than shopping leh??? ;p Guess what? Body Shop now hires males as their promoters and i find that so EWEEEE-larhhh... After being their faithful customer for a few years, i've never seen a male promoter before. Not even a bayang or a batang hidung but today, the entire shop is like pack with sissies that act like machos =.=" A bit geli. Can't put the blame though cos they are expanding their male products and MALE being the typical *ahem* ego-punya species, refuses to walk into their shop to purchase their products even if they love 'em to death! Why? Sebab semua perempuan. Malu-la kalau orang nampak aku masuk kedai perempuan. What do they do? Drag gf along. Cis! So now got jantan adi, can masuk secara terang lorh... Though i was uncomfortable to see all those fake machos, I'm still happy cos they give PAPER bag adi!!!!! No longer PLASTIC bag yooo... You might think i'm crazy. Paper bag oso stim till like that. That's because i collect papaer bags marh, can or not? ;p
.: See, pretty or not? :.But again, you know what makes my day??? Scroll down to see
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.: A small packet from UK! Wee!!! This certainly cheers me up ;D :.
