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Thursday, July 27, 2006

How do you pronounce it?


Question Mark 1:

Do you pronounce "ungu" as:
i) Ung-gu or
ii) U-ngu?

If you pronounce it as the former, shouldn't the spelling with double "G" then?
If it is the latter, why are there still people pronounce it as the former?

Question Mark 2:

Do you pronounce "Kleenex" as:
i) Klee-nex or
ii) Lee-nex?

If you pronounce it as the former, shouldn't the "K" be silent? How do you pronounce "knee" and "knife"?
If it is the latter, shouldn't the original word comes from "clean"?


The first question was a debate between my bro and i when we were young. The second question was a debate encountered between my lecturer and i few months back.

Can i hear your say?

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Oh, i hate Ronan Keating singing "Iris". Nobody, nobody, and NOBODY can ever sing that song like Goo Goo Dolls! No one else can ever! Not in a million years! He must have gone nuts managing Westlife the Group Ciplak. Inhaling too much of the ciplak gas. Thank you for ruining one of the most beautiful songs. Hmph!

Purple Rose

Saturday, July 22, 2006

Heart Talk


Follow your heart
Follow your voice
Follow your head
Whichever excels
That's the channel to yell

My heart can talk. Can yours?

Purple Rose

Friday, July 21, 2006

Virtually pms-ed


I had a rather rough day today. I've taken over two new classes since last week. First of all, I've never encountered a student helping me setting up the laptop and projector before. The only person that had helped me was Joel during last semester. But the students in these two new classes are kinda good compared to the existing ones i'm handling.

This was what happened. This morning, I delayed almost 20-30 minutes for my first three classes. For the first one, the projector just wouldn't work. Those hardware devices suck big time. They can sometimes drive you up the wall. Nevertheless, I've never faced any major problem while setting it up before this. Today, things decided to take a turn. It couldn't detect the input; neither RGB-1 nor RGB-2. I told my student to help me change the projector. He did what he was told yet luck wasn't on my side. I looked at my watch. It was already late and i couldn't afford to waste the enitre hour. Class went on and finished, and i had to proceed to the next. I kindly asked the same student to help me carry the projector to another lab while I would change another laptop myself. While i was speaking to the rest of the students, the boy was already packing the laptop and projector. I thanked him as we both left the practical lab.

Later on, i got the laptop changed to another one and proceeded to the next class. As usual, i would set those two devices and start the lesson. To my surprise, I no longer see my thumbdrive hanging on my neck. I search frantically for it, getting back to the previous laptop and the previous lab as well. It was nowhere to be found. Fark up big time. Again, i've wasted another 20-30 minutes already. I wanted to show my middle finger but i didn't know to whom i should show. It was my mistake and i cursed under my breath. I continued the lesson without my data and did the best i could.

The 3rd class i went into shared the same problem as the first. I so wanted cry but i chose to curse. Everything just didn't fall into places. I took a deep deep DEEP breath. The following class went on well but i had to say it was the last class that saved my day. More polite boys and less dungus, thus reducing the chances of me getting a heart attack at the young age.

I ter-pms virtually in the staff's lab. That explains why i ter-kantoi fm.

Whoever you are, fm, I'm sorry. You just happened to pull my trigger accidentally. Still, i have to say, this is a blog, not some askme.com sites. You read what i write. No hard feelings.

Purple Rose

Shhh...


Word is a very strange "thing".
They form to give you all kinds of feeling.
You don’t have to slap, kick, or punch someone to make him/her to cry.
Sentences pieced together by words are strong.
They are powerful enough to send tears rolling down your two glowing cheeks.
It’s like a knife slitting your heart.
So painful yet you don’t see the blood as you struggle to catch your breath.
I must ask, “Where have all the flowers gone?”

Purple Rose

Sunday, July 16, 2006

Bull, Bull, Bull!


Fark-larh! Don't copy the songs in my playlist can or not? Being someone you are not will just make you be another "PLaStiC". Never learn from your mistake, huh? Or just being another stubborn and blind bull? I call this the action of membabi buta! Lim peh si pek angry... *fumes*

Purple Rose

Blogging. Is it good?


When i first started to blog, little did i expect that anybody would read it. It started out as something simple and reached to a point where it is today. Blogging - just a way for me to flush the excess shit out of my head. Neither do i seek for fame nor popularity through blogging. That explains why i don't do the ping pong piang. ;p Yes, i DO NOT ping at PPS! I do not know how many people read my blog, who are the readers and what do they think about it. I totally have no idea why more and more people stumble upon my blog by chance and this refrains me from writing as openly & freely as i used to be. I started to be much more reserved because i didn't want anything to backfire sooner or later. Recently, I've got my blog this counter to keep track some of my readers and to my surprise, there are people from different parts of the world who are actually reading my so-called "heart whispering". Anyway, that's not the point. What i want to know is, will blogging jeopardize me in a way in the future? I can bitch no more? Whaddya ppl have to say about this? Plus, i've checked today and realised someone from the States had been spending more than 2 hours reading all my posts dated back to November last year til the recent one. Now, States reader, tell me you are not a stalker, will ya? This entire "truth" i'm seeing is freaking me out right now.

Purple Rose

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

A Time to Bitch


I have a quiz for my APM subject today. The word "quiz" sounds stressful. It covers five freaking chapters when the notes are incomplete and the book is as thick as the telephone directory with the font size of x-super tiny. Nevertheless, I'm happy that I'm back home in one piece minus the sakit jiwa part. Nope, I'm neither a genius nor a nerd. Just happened that i successfully persuaded the lecturer to make it an open-book quiz. Hehe... but damn la, the rest didn't bring their book (this is the part where i should address them as "geniuses" ;p) so it was changed to an open-notes quiz. I knew it wasn't going to help much but well, at least i didn't have to strain my brain excessively just for that particular detail or information. All in all, jelly good! ;)

Anyway, there are times when I feel that I need to be a true blue bitch. You know, bitch about people that should not have crossed my way because they put big black dots on my colourful patches. Dalmatians are cute but what about the one with an entire black patch on the face? Spoils rite? Same goes here for me. Tiny ones would definitely make my life more meaningful but big ones are just a no-no!

My topic for today is BullShit King. Basically, BS King happens to be a 30-yr-old guy studying the same thing i'm studying-larh. Why did he get the title BS King in the first place? According to RonCXY, it seemed that Melur gave him that title because of this habit he has - bullshitting@talkcocking. All this while, i realised that he crapped a lot but it never crossed my mine to give him a nickname. Well, simply because he hasn't irritated me yet plus i don't really pay attention to what he has to say each time.

Ever since RonCXY told me that "new" name of him, i started to find each and every single word uttered from his mouth would prickle my ears. When my mind successfully pieced the words together and formed a sentence or statement made by him, i would wish to have a shotgun to blow his head immediately. This man is totally an empty vessel! Empty inside yet wanna make so much noise! That's how irritating he is!

When i was concentrating to what he had to say earlier this week, boy i wished i never did that! This man is totally junk. He tried to be smart but he in fact he is not. He tried to comment like a pro and again sadly he is not one. Whenever he is stuck, he will substitute err-i-dunno-what's-the-next-word-to-say with the word "whatsoever" and I'm sick of hearing that word because he practically inserts/crams that bloody words 3 times in one innocent sentence! Now i know why he got that title. In short, he talks bo liao crap. Another thing that got me so siao is whenever he mentions the word "carrot-and-stick". Nabehhh, how many sticks of carrots you want each week, har? It's like i hear "whatsoever" 10 times and "carrot-and-stick" 5 times per lesson without fail! He is such a boring person. Tak creative langsung! Somemore carrot reminds me of... hehehehe. I better keep my mouth shut ;x And oh, for those of you who do not know apa itu "carrot-and-stick", it's a push-and-pull concept where you give a carrot to a rabbit and at the same time you whip the rabbit with the stick so that it hops forward. Who came out with that ugly name, huh? Funny, rite?

Nvm, nvm. Like what the girls always said in school "sabar itu separuh daripada iman" so i sabar-larh. So, when just now the lecturer was discussing the previous co she worked in, where they actually hired 30-40 programmers from India because they are much more competent. You know what this retarded BS King said arr?

BS King: There's nothing to be proud of.
Purple Rose: >.<" (Wahhh, so memalukan and mempersiasuikan niaaa...)

Lecturer: O_o

Part of me wanted to laugh at his foolishness. Another part of me again wanted to blow his mind off. What the hell was he talking about? What kind of farking comment did he make? Did he actually know what was the lecturer trying to tell? Obviously, the lecturer wasn't trying to brag about the ex-co but to point out that local grads are incompetent! And i can say BS King is one good example because he still works as an IT support despite his age. I'm sorry. I'm not trying to diss him but i simply cannot tolerate someone who is actually an empty vessel but thinks he's fully loaded just because he works for many years in the organization that produces one of the local newspapers. You know, the Moon's best friend. *ahem* Yes, i agree he is loaded BUT with mountain loads of shits and craps. Oh yeah, and carrots too. ;p

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Random photos during the past weekends ...


.: Don't always "mamak, teh tarik panas satu". Sometimes, you have to go for finer things in life. Try English tea ;) :.


.: I love BBQ. Bakar satay kajang somemore :.


.: D for Delifrance! Yummy waffles! :.


.: Nice view from Ohana :.


.: Belgian waffle. Tasted as it looked. *pulls long face* :.


.: Bad lighting skills. Blame the interior designer :.


.: My Friday lunch. Fri & Sat are my nightmares. I don't get to eat on time on those days ;( :.


.: Fantastic beef brisket :.


.: Ron ate his words! But the 9th pack was substituted by a Swiss Praline Cigar. Damn it, he wants me to hisap curut! ;p 2nd class cigar somemore, mana ada umph? :.


.: The more i see this cute thing, the more it resembles AutumnEyeZ. As if it's telling me, "Chill-larh, let's go fishing." heh!:.

Pssstt... I've got a new chatbox ;p

*Correction: Ron said carrot-and-stick concept is based on the idea of luring a donkey, by tying a carrot on the end of a stick. nabehhh, Uncle Cheah tipu me. >.<"

Purple Rose

Sunday, July 09, 2006

Can you imagine...


...that i screwed my own blog and i thought it would be a good excuse for me not to blog anymore. But itu sifu taught me how to fix it back.

* Fix
* Or not fix
* Fix
* Or not fix
* Fix
* Or not fix
* FIXXX!!!

Long sigh~ I'm hopeless

Purple Rose

Thursday, July 06, 2006

Yay, I've won!


According to the "pattern", Germany is supposed to be the champion for Worldcup 2006! But... but... but... they've lost to "The Land of Pizzas and Pastas"-Italy. Boo-hoo! How could that happen? SiGh~ And that explained how i lost my bet to RonCXY. :(

The good news for today is Portugal kalah, which means I've won! Yay!!!
Yuppp, my 6th sense asked me to go for France and i think there'll be 10 packs of Kinder Bueno which is equivalent to 20 sticks of creamy hazelnut filling wafer sticks waiting for me :D
Mwuahahahah...!!!
Ahem, ahem...

Purple Rose

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Pfuh~


I looked damn bodoh when i almost reached only to realise i left the bloody assignment on top of the table in my room. I had to battle all my way through the traffic *jam jam honk honk* and ran all the way up huffing and puffing only to grab that document of mine. She called me otak udang: prawn. I think i have to call her otak selut. All in all, i've wasted one hour to "makan angin" in my car just because of the prawn brain i own. And guess what? It has to be the busiest traffic time somemore. How en(dis)couraging, heh?

- I still wish for 30 hours a day

Purple Rose

Sunday, July 02, 2006

Seeing is believing


Yuuuckkkkk... Ptui! Ptui! Ptui!

It was bloody geli. Bloody disgusting. Bloody shiaaat.

Last year, when my other badak sister told me she kena molested by this Mr.ChiNBai, I went "Serious? Are you sure? He doesn't look like that kind of person." Mr. ChiNBai really looks like a nice person with a smiley face all the time. It was kinda hard for me to believe when people around had been saying that he main kayu tiga, empat dan lima. Well, after yesterday, I can now confirm that he is a certified platinum-class pervert!

Can you imagine someone who hasn't been close, close, CLOSE to you suddenly try to be your "best friend" upon seeing you looking different? Yes, I'm talking about Mr.ChiNBai. How "best", you might ask. The furthest we had ever gone was a handshake. No hugging scene. But since my back was half exposed yesterday, i've got surprises like back touching and rubbing, shoulder hugging, my face being forced next to a face that i consider a nightmare and the most pathetic move like badak sister said, kuchi-kuchi kononnnnnnn..... m@c#@0#@! I was speechless but of course i remained cool. hehehe... Pls la you guys. don't think we are so stupid can or not? Girls know very well when something is being done on purpose and when it is not. If touching one part, still ok lar. You touch my entire back you really think i'm that stupid not to realise hor? Anyway, i quickly had someone to protect me and that included Mr.BarreLBelly ;D

After that, something pinkish caught my attention and that image remained vividly on my mind. Waitress showing t-back *aherm* on purpose and flirting with Mr.ChiNBai. I really had no idea what they were doing by the wall but heck, it was disgusting. Huh? What? Me spying on them? Puh-leeezzz... they were exactly one meter in front from me and... and... and... i seriously really didn't know what they were doing by the glass wall. Oh, and that "TEABAG", two words: SAKIT MATA!


















Forgive my poor drawing skill. But pathetic cheapskate gimmick to that *aherm* yea-rite "lady".
Ah-ha, i'm being sarcastic. Soo-mie-LorH!

*hmmm... i'm still thinking whether B-Boy was behaving like Mr.ChiNBai or it was a harmless move. It hurts when i misjudge ppl. Rephrase. It hurts when true colours are shown.
* took a picture of the twin towers. Never realised it was such a nice view from Ohana. ;)
*Ohana rulez sucks!

Purple Rose