I was about to blow!

M@#@!g3#c#@0c!b@!

Imagine getting home almost near midnight and you've found your parking lot has been "robbed" while you have tonnes of things to carry up to a certain level. I was only out for the night for a couple of hours and BAM!, when i got back i found a farking bitch/sonofabitch occupying my parking lot. Nabehhh!!! It was already late and i was tired from scouting the perfect birthday gift for my pa. I was so mad that i swear i could have bitten off and chewed a chunk of human flesh from that bitch/sonofabitch and then Phui!!! it out. First, the bloody car got no car sticker so how could it get in the basement carpark? Must be one of the "genius" security guards' work. Thank you! Secondly, i own the bloody parking lot, mmmkay! It came with the apartment and i didn't rent the lot! Damnit! You think i own syok-syok and then do charity let other people park issit? And the lot has the best fengshui; nearest to the elevator. Fcuking moron really know how to choose the best lot.

So what did yours truly did then? I so wanted to park my car directly in front of the bitch/sonofabitch's car to block its way so that the fcuking moron couldn't get out the next day while i would take my own sweet time to determine when i would love to move my car away. But fark-larh! I remembered my neighbours would leave the place early than me thus creating spaces for the fcuking moron to get off easily. Okay, i couldn't let the motherfucker to get off just like that cos i am a person who CANNOT tolerate uneducated and uncivilised person. I went out and brought one of the security guards in. I started questioning him and he looked at me helplessly. Fark-larh...then only i realised one thing. He didn't understand a single word i uttered. Can the security company please teach your guards the basic language ar??? Anyway, with my gesture and his one-quarter command of BM, i had him clamped the fcuking moron's car right in front of my eyes. He obeyed and i kept on asking him, "Tarak sticker, kenapa boleh masuk? Sekarang saya nak park mana?". Sigh~ I wasn't scolding him, really and how could i when he had the most sympathetic look on his face accompanied by weak smiles. If i were to make a complaint the next day, he should be started packing his stuffs already. I didn't give him a hard time. Instead, i was still bloody mad with the fcuking moron. I decided to scrap a piece of paper from my organizer and wrote a few words with my marker pen. I left the note on the bitch/sonofabitch's windscreen, underneath one of the wipers. I had to settle for an uncovered lot for the night. Blardihell... if you are a bitch, you better get fcuked by a mouse for the rest of your life. If you are a sonofabitch, you are only able to fcuk a cow or a goat once a year until you are dead. Don't let me see you! *spits*