A Time to Bitch

I have a quiz for my APM subject today. The word "quiz" sounds stressful. It covers five freaking chapters when the notes are incomplete and the book is as thick as the telephone directory with the font size of x-super tiny. Nevertheless, I'm happy that I'm back home in one piece minus the sakit jiwa part. Nope, I'm neither a genius nor a nerd. Just happened that i successfully persuaded the lecturer to make it an open-book quiz. Hehe... but damn la, the rest didn't bring their book (this is the part where i should address them as "geniuses" ;p) so it was changed to an open-notes quiz. I knew it wasn't going to help much but well, at least i didn't have to strain my brain excessively just for that particular detail or information. All in all, jelly good! ;)

Anyway, there are times when I feel that I need to be a true blue bitch. You know, bitch about people that should not have crossed my way because they put big black dots on my colourful patches. Dalmatians are cute but what about the one with an entire black patch on the face? Spoils rite? Same goes here for me. Tiny ones would definitely make my life more meaningful but big ones are just a no-no!

My topic for today is BullShit King. Basically, BS King happens to be a 30-yr-old guy studying the same thing i'm studying-larh. Why did he get the title BS King in the first place? According to RonCXY, it seemed that Melur gave him that title because of this habit he has - bullshitting@talkcocking. All this while, i realised that he crapped a lot but it never crossed my mine to give him a nickname. Well, simply because he hasn't irritated me yet plus i don't really pay attention to what he has to say each time.

Ever since RonCXY told me that "new" name of him, i started to find each and every single word uttered from his mouth would prickle my ears. When my mind successfully pieced the words together and formed a sentence or statement made by him, i would wish to have a shotgun to blow his head immediately. This man is totally an empty vessel! Empty inside yet wanna make so much noise! That's how irritating he is!

When i was concentrating to what he had to say earlier this week, boy i wished i never did that! This man is totally junk. He tried to be smart but he in fact he is not. He tried to comment like a pro and again sadly he is not one. Whenever he is stuck, he will substitute err-i-dunno-what's-the-next-word-to-say with the word "whatsoever" and I'm sick of hearing that word because he practically inserts/crams that bloody words 3 times in one innocent sentence! Now i know why he got that title. In short, he talks bo liao crap. Another thing that got me so siao is whenever he mentions the word "carrot-and-stick". Nabehhh, how many sticks of carrots you want each week, har? It's like i hear "whatsoever" 10 times and "carrot-and-stick" 5 times per lesson without fail! He is such a boring person. Tak creative langsung! Somemore carrot reminds me of... hehehehe. I better keep my mouth shut ;x And oh, for those of you who do not know apa itu "carrot-and-stick", it's a push-and-pull concept where you give a carrot to a rabbit and at the same time you whip the rabbit with the stick so that it hops forward. Who came out with that ugly name, huh? Funny, rite?

Nvm, nvm. Like what the girls always said in school "sabar itu separuh daripada iman" so i sabar-larh. So, when just now the lecturer was discussing the previous co she worked in, where they actually hired 30-40 programmers from India because they are much more competent. You know what this retarded BS King said arr?

BS King: There's nothing to be proud of.
Purple Rose: >.<" (Wahhh, so memalukan and mempersiasuikan niaaa...)
Lecturer: O_o

Part of me wanted to laugh at his foolishness. Another part of me again wanted to blow his mind off. What the hell was he talking about? What kind of farking comment did he make? Did he actually know what was the lecturer trying to tell? Obviously, the lecturer wasn't trying to brag about the ex-co but to point out that local grads are incompetent! And i can say BS King is one good example because he still works as an IT support despite his age. I'm sorry. I'm not trying to diss him but i simply cannot tolerate someone who is actually an empty vessel but thinks he's fully loaded just because he works for many years in the organization that produces one of the local newspapers. You know, the Moon's best friend. *ahem* Yes, i agree he is loaded BUT with mountain loads of shits and craps. Oh yeah, and carrots too. ;p

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Random photos during the past weekends ...

.: Don't always "mamak, teh tarik panas satu". Sometimes, you have to go for finer things in life. Try English tea ;) :.

.: I love BBQ. Bakar satay kajang somemore :.

.: D for Delifrance! Yummy waffles! :.

.: Nice view from Ohana :.

.: Belgian waffle. Tasted as it looked. *pulls long face* :.

.: Bad lighting skills. Blame the interior designer :.

.: My Friday lunch. Fri & Sat are my nightmares. I don't get to eat on time on those days ;( :.

.: Fantastic beef brisket :.

.: Ron ate his words! But the 9th pack was substituted by a Swiss Praline Cigar. Damn it, he wants me to hisap curut! ;p 2nd class cigar somemore, mana ada umph? :.

.: The more i see this cute thing, the more it resembles AutumnEyeZ. As if it's telling me, "Chill-larh, let's go fishing." heh!:.

Pssstt... I've got a new chatbox ;p

*Correction: Ron said carrot-and-stick concept is based on the idea of luring a donkey, by tying a carrot on the end of a stick. nabehhh, Uncle Cheah tipu me. >.<"