Mr. Bombastic, tell me fantastic

Do you have any idea how bad one may sound when he/she is trying too hard to including every single bombastic word in all his/her sentences? Let me tell you it'll be like...

T-H-I-S

bad, ok? It's like cramming all the students on the Metro 12 bus or having a mouthful of eggrolls in your mouth. My, my... why can't people just stick to simple English, making your point straight and clear rather than making a big fool out of yourself by trying to make everything as flowery as possible when it is not supposed to be? Eventually, the word M.E.S.S will be spelled instead of F.A.N.T.A.S.T.I.C. And do you know that remembering every single detail of everything will not do you good all the time? Instead, you creep people with that characteristic. Think about psycho-killers and you'll know what i mean.
You big monkey ass moron who stalked Yang Teramat Mulia Sampan Berbumbung! How dare you! Grrr~

*****

I love Naima. The sweetest thing today was watching Naima winning the title. Didn't know she had such a bad and rough time in her life before. I wanted to cry when she said she hated her body, her look and herself before joining the ANTM4. But now, she looks herself as a different person. A very pretty and beautiful one in a piece. *touched* She performed well throughout the entire show. Didn't behave like a Big B at all. She has a twin sister, btw. Did i already say i love her?

.: I'll call this "The X-Rated" bikini, lingerie, whatever :.

.: Yikes, is it shrinking? "The X-Rated", i mean, you dirty fellas :.

And boy, you call that a bikini, lingerie, whatever she's wearing? It's not even meant to be worn on your body! Kahlen's one wasn't that "conservative" either. Americans, tsk, tsk, tsk... And who's gonna buy that piece of kain buruk which doesn't serve its purpose, i wonder. That RM59.90 Pierre Cardin 2-piece is even better. Even Sloggi U-Back serves 10 times better. Whoopss :x Hmmm...~