They prevent me from having a 24/7-bitter-than-bitter gourd-face
Someday last week
Rojak3: Is the dinner tonight?
Mum: No. Next week.
Rojak3: Why not tonight?
Mum: Because it's next week.
Rojak3: But i can't attend next week. The Prof. from Africa will be here. I gotta show him around.
Mum: Then you wait till the next time. He has promised to treat your father when he's here.
Me: Hehehe... kesian
Someday this week
While Ms. ST was taking a nap after long hours of reading, suddenly a familiar tone disrupted her "sacred hour". She peeped and thought that her handphone had gone berserk. "It should not be this ringtone when this person calls. Ahhh...ignorance is bliss." It rang for the second time. ZzzZzz... Then came the house phone. "Eh, can't be mine. This is impossible." Continued ZzzZz.. But with mum's loud voice, Ms. ST couldn't help but to hear every single word..
Mum: She's sleeping.
After a few seconds...
Mum: *bangs door* Thenggg, phone!!! Rojak3 wants to talk to youuu...
Me: *-knsccp- aiks, just now i tot it was... nvm. force myself to reach for the receiver 1 meter away from my bed. urgh... seems so far away* eL........Loo?
Rojak3: Weyyy, where's Mandarin Oriental hotel, har?
Me: *mind is totally malfuntioned* Hmm, KLCC there lar
Rojak3: Where lar? Opposite?
Me: *don't you think you are asking the wrong person?* Don't think is opposite. Around KLCC. Probably next to KLCC. *hehe.. lame answer i know. but, but i really didn't bother where was it located when i was there*
Rojak3: Next? Isn't that Nikko?
Me: *red alert* No! Definitely not. Nikko is near Citibank there!
Rojak3: So, Nikko is located on the other side.
Me: *quick lerrr, i'm super blur, can't answer you much* Mandarin Oriental is around KLCC. Go kona-kona there and look for it.
Rojak3: Mmm..okok. Wei, any nice place to eat, har?
Me: Har? *pek-chek nya abang aku nih. I'm only half awake and my mind is 3-quarter shut off* Errr, since you are near KLCC, why not Madam Kwan's?
Rojak3: Har, sounds like very cheapo.
Me: *sounding restless* Cheap? Then what do you want to eat? It's not cheap ok.
Rojak3: I don't know. You always eat out a lot. You know better.
Me: *not some Western food for an African, rite?* I don't eat outside a lot. I only happen to eat good food. Madam Kwan's laaa *seriously, i don't like the food there but still SO many people visit Madam Kwan's*
Rojak3: What do they have there?
Me: *wahlao. think tank* Famous for Nasi Lemak, Asam Laksa, Fish Curry Head, those type of dishes ler..
Rojak3: Each plate is it big enough?
Me: Boleh tahan lar. Big enough for me.
Rojak3: How about other places?
Me: *my mind really can't think* I don't know. Wait, how about Fish Market, cisss...
Rojak3: HeLLo? Do you know in Africa there is much much more better than this Fish Market you whine and promote day & night?
Me: *i-don't-know. DuH. out of gas. i like grilled and baked fish. so what?* Aiyerrr, you ar... Bring ler Bangsar or Hartamas there. You always go there and lepak wattt...
Rojak3: Huh? There got food to eat? *jeng, jeng, jeng! secret slips! mesti go there buat kerja tak senonoh* I think Chinese food is fine. Where would you recommend?
Me: *grrr~ how often do i take Chinese food? If chocolate, ice-cream and cake, i can definitely zap the names like a thunder bolt* Ummm, Six Happiness lar *another lame answer and mind you, it's no longer called Six Happiness. hehe..*
Rojak3: *gives up* Hmm, ok ler, nvm.
After that, Ms. ST went to take a shower because the dinner would start at 730pm, another 45mins later. Miracle happened in the bathroom. The shower helped her mind to get back on track. (hehe, actually i couldn't bear to let him down. I just couldn't not to bother about it. It bothered me not to help him out. So, i squeezed my brain juice for that) Ting, ting, ting~ *light bulb* After stepping out of the bathroom smelling like fresh flowers *tee-hee*, she picked up the phone and dialled Rojak3's numbers happily.
Me: eLo? Wei, i know where you can bring your African Prof. adi! :D
Rojak3: Where?
Me: You want Chinese food, rite? If i'm not mistaken, that Spring Garden in Mid Valley serves Chinese food. That one cukup kelas adi laa...
Rojak3: Go to Mid Valley? That's too far, ok?
Me: *=.=" grrr~* Alright, alright. You know what? Go Starhill. That place is damn nice and expensive. A lot for you to choose.
Rojak3: Oh yea, they have Japanese food there, rite?
Me: *wow, this i can't remember* Errr, not sure but they have steak, korean food, dim sum, thai cuisine and others i can't remember. I had the dim sum before only.
Rojak3: But they do have Japanese food there, rite? Starhill that one by Why-Tee-Elle, rite?
Me: *i dislike to listen to that 3 letters. Pantang!* I'm not sure got Japanese food or not. Why must you bring an African to eat Japanese food anyway?
Rojak3: That one by Why-Tee-Elle, rite? How much to eat there?
Me: *eeyer, sakit telinga* Quite expensive also. You can expect some changes with 200. Don't worry.
Rojak3: 200? Are you sure it is that expensive?
Me: I thought you want CLASS! Sure you'll get changes with 200. How many people are going?
Rojak3: Three.
Me: Alright. Make sure you got 300 to be safe.
Rojak3: Alright, sounds good. Might go there.
Today
Rojak1: Hey, the other day during CNY, where did you park your car?
Me: Huh? Your parking place. I entered using your access card, remember?
Rojak1: Yalar, after that, where did you park?
Me: Huh? What do you mean?
Rojak1: After we came back and i drove my car in, where did you park yours?
Me: Errr, either the roadside or the empty space. I can't remember. Why?
Rojak1: The child safety seat was inside your car, right? Where did you park your car after that?
Me: *my, this is getting weird* Hmmm, yea i think so. Heehe, why? I can't remember-lar
Rojak1: Neh, how could you forget? The safety seat was in your car, rite?
Me: *damn shit, cannot say No* Yes kuttt...
Rojak1: Do you know what have i just found at the empty space?
Me: WhaTTT???!!!
Rojak1: One of the cushions on the safety seat!!! Kanasai-ler you.
Me: =.=" Hehehehe... CNY was like so long ago. You never told me you lost a cushion. So, did you pick it up?
Rojak1: Of course, damn you! Kekeke...
I love talking to my bros (a bunch of average Joes) because it's either me driving them crazy or the other way round. Especially my 3rd bro, he loves to talk stupid things and not afraid of us laughing about it. Any sentences that come out from his mouth somehow will crack me in a way. In fact, he's a true-blue genius. Just that he's the "who-cares-when-i-don't-really-care" type (like me, yay!) and he stays super calm even the worst shit is going to hit him soon (not like me, boo!) Guess his journey has been rather rough as well. Tougher than mine, i would say. Anyway, I really, really love that trait of his. That's how a true guy with ballz should and suppose to behave, right? Stay cool, stay calm and pretend nothing happens. But deep down inside, the mind works like Einstein's. Oh, i so dig that :D
Rojak3: Is the dinner tonight?
Mum: No. Next week.
Rojak3: Why not tonight?
Mum: Because it's next week.
Rojak3: But i can't attend next week. The Prof. from Africa will be here. I gotta show him around.
Mum: Then you wait till the next time. He has promised to treat your father when he's here.
Me: Hehehe... kesian
Someday this week
While Ms. ST was taking a nap after long hours of reading, suddenly a familiar tone disrupted her "sacred hour". She peeped and thought that her handphone had gone berserk. "It should not be this ringtone when this person calls. Ahhh...ignorance is bliss." It rang for the second time. ZzzZzz... Then came the house phone. "Eh, can't be mine. This is impossible." Continued ZzzZz.. But with mum's loud voice, Ms. ST couldn't help but to hear every single word..
Mum: She's sleeping.
After a few seconds...
Mum: *bangs door* Thenggg, phone!!! Rojak3 wants to talk to youuu...
Me: *-knsccp- aiks, just now i tot it was... nvm. force myself to reach for the receiver 1 meter away from my bed. urgh... seems so far away* eL........Loo?
Rojak3: Weyyy, where's Mandarin Oriental hotel, har?
Me: *mind is totally malfuntioned* Hmm, KLCC there lar
Rojak3: Where lar? Opposite?
Me: *don't you think you are asking the wrong person?* Don't think is opposite. Around KLCC. Probably next to KLCC. *hehe.. lame answer i know. but, but i really didn't bother where was it located when i was there*
Rojak3: Next? Isn't that Nikko?
Me: *red alert* No! Definitely not. Nikko is near Citibank there!
Rojak3: So, Nikko is located on the other side.
Me: *quick lerrr, i'm super blur, can't answer you much* Mandarin Oriental is around KLCC. Go kona-kona there and look for it.
Rojak3: Mmm..okok. Wei, any nice place to eat, har?
Me: Har? *pek-chek nya abang aku nih. I'm only half awake and my mind is 3-quarter shut off* Errr, since you are near KLCC, why not Madam Kwan's?
Rojak3: Har, sounds like very cheapo.
Me: *sounding restless* Cheap? Then what do you want to eat? It's not cheap ok.
Rojak3: I don't know. You always eat out a lot. You know better.
Me: *not some Western food for an African, rite?* I don't eat outside a lot. I only happen to eat good food. Madam Kwan's laaa *seriously, i don't like the food there but still SO many people visit Madam Kwan's*
Rojak3: What do they have there?
Me: *wahlao. think tank* Famous for Nasi Lemak, Asam Laksa, Fish Curry Head, those type of dishes ler..
Rojak3: Each plate is it big enough?
Me: Boleh tahan lar. Big enough for me.
Rojak3: How about other places?
Me: *my mind really can't think* I don't know. Wait, how about Fish Market, cisss...
Rojak3: HeLLo? Do you know in Africa there is much much more better than this Fish Market you whine and promote day & night?
Me: *i-don't-know. DuH. out of gas. i like grilled and baked fish. so what?* Aiyerrr, you ar... Bring ler Bangsar or Hartamas there. You always go there and lepak wattt...
Rojak3: Huh? There got food to eat? *jeng, jeng, jeng! secret slips! mesti go there buat kerja tak senonoh* I think Chinese food is fine. Where would you recommend?
Me: *grrr~ how often do i take Chinese food? If chocolate, ice-cream and cake, i can definitely zap the names like a thunder bolt* Ummm, Six Happiness lar *another lame answer and mind you, it's no longer called Six Happiness. hehe..*
Rojak3: *gives up* Hmm, ok ler, nvm.
After that, Ms. ST went to take a shower because the dinner would start at 730pm, another 45mins later. Miracle happened in the bathroom. The shower helped her mind to get back on track. (hehe, actually i couldn't bear to let him down. I just couldn't not to bother about it. It bothered me not to help him out. So, i squeezed my brain juice for that) Ting, ting, ting~ *light bulb* After stepping out of the bathroom smelling like fresh flowers *tee-hee*, she picked up the phone and dialled Rojak3's numbers happily.
Me: eLo? Wei, i know where you can bring your African Prof. adi! :D
Rojak3: Where?
Me: You want Chinese food, rite? If i'm not mistaken, that Spring Garden in Mid Valley serves Chinese food. That one cukup kelas adi laa...
Rojak3: Go to Mid Valley? That's too far, ok?
Me: *=.=" grrr~* Alright, alright. You know what? Go Starhill. That place is damn nice and expensive. A lot for you to choose.
Rojak3: Oh yea, they have Japanese food there, rite?
Me: *wow, this i can't remember* Errr, not sure but they have steak, korean food, dim sum, thai cuisine and others i can't remember. I had the dim sum before only.
Rojak3: But they do have Japanese food there, rite? Starhill that one by Why-Tee-Elle, rite?
Me: *i dislike to listen to that 3 letters. Pantang!* I'm not sure got Japanese food or not. Why must you bring an African to eat Japanese food anyway?
Rojak3: That one by Why-Tee-Elle, rite? How much to eat there?
Me: *eeyer, sakit telinga* Quite expensive also. You can expect some changes with 200. Don't worry.
Rojak3: 200? Are you sure it is that expensive?
Me: I thought you want CLASS! Sure you'll get changes with 200. How many people are going?
Rojak3: Three.
Me: Alright. Make sure you got 300 to be safe.
Rojak3: Alright, sounds good. Might go there.
Today
Rojak1: Hey, the other day during CNY, where did you park your car?
Me: Huh? Your parking place. I entered using your access card, remember?
Rojak1: Yalar, after that, where did you park?
Me: Huh? What do you mean?
Rojak1: After we came back and i drove my car in, where did you park yours?
Me: Errr, either the roadside or the empty space. I can't remember. Why?
Rojak1: The child safety seat was inside your car, right? Where did you park your car after that?
Me: *my, this is getting weird* Hmmm, yea i think so. Heehe, why? I can't remember-lar
Rojak1: Neh, how could you forget? The safety seat was in your car, rite?
Me: *damn shit, cannot say No* Yes kuttt...
Rojak1: Do you know what have i just found at the empty space?
Me: WhaTTT???!!!
Rojak1: One of the cushions on the safety seat!!! Kanasai-ler you.
Me: =.=" Hehehehe... CNY was like so long ago. You never told me you lost a cushion. So, did you pick it up?
Rojak1: Of course, damn you! Kekeke...
I love talking to my bros (a bunch of average Joes) because it's either me driving them crazy or the other way round. Especially my 3rd bro, he loves to talk stupid things and not afraid of us laughing about it. Any sentences that come out from his mouth somehow will crack me in a way. In fact, he's a true-blue genius. Just that he's the "who-cares-when-i-don't-really-care" type (like me, yay!) and he stays super calm even the worst shit is going to hit him soon (not like me, boo!) Guess his journey has been rather rough as well. Tougher than mine, i would say. Anyway, I really, really love that trait of his. That's how a true guy with ballz should and suppose to behave, right? Stay cool, stay calm and pretend nothing happens. But deep down inside, the mind works like Einstein's. Oh, i so dig that :D
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