The conversation unfolds
When everyone was having a fun time relaxing, out of a sudden, Rojak1 came over and potong stim by telling us how he is going to execute his Project A.
Rojak1: Alright, alright. What are you going to sponsor me?
Me: Huh? Sponsor your head. I got Project B to execute. Who is going to sponsor me then?
Rojak1: Hmm...okay. Chin-chai lah, one ceiling fan from you.
Me: What? I'm unemployed, you know.
Rojak1: Can larr, can larr...
Me: =.=" Do i look like i own a money copier?
Rojak1: *ignores me and changes his target* You and Rojak2, sponsor sebiji air-cond each. Deal?
Rojak3: *giggles* Sebiji air-cond your head. Sebiji.... sebiji... nah, sebiji testis you want onnot? Ambik! *with his two hands indicating a round shape putting at where his right testis located*
Me & SIL: MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
As any other ordinary girl, sometimes there are things that I should not be knowing. Somehow rather with me being exposed to 2 nutcases and 1 super pervert for my entire life, I think i know too much.
Take my advice: Rojak3 is no one ordinary for you to mess with. You think he is stupid? He's smarter than you! And him being only a kucing kurap houseman challenged his MO, "Mana dalam buku peraturan tulis tak boleh warnakan rambut dan buat tattoo?" *salutes* And you know what's the greatest thing about him? Although his mouth says NO, we know that the answer in his heart is already a YES. There it goes, the ego of the male species.
*****
Today is a really weird day. 5 years ago, there was an unsolved puzzle lying in front of me. Back then, there wasn't a perfect solution. Somehow, today the puzzle re-appears out of nowhere. However, this time, I manage to solve it together with a friend who is currently in Tokyo. We both are satisfied with the outcome. :)
On the other hand, things do not turn out good for Ms. Northumbria. She's gonna get herself drunk tonite. How i wish i can be there for her, lending her my pair of ears and giving her a bear hug. Miss you, lady.
Rojak1: Alright, alright. What are you going to sponsor me?
Me: Huh? Sponsor your head. I got Project B to execute. Who is going to sponsor me then?
Rojak1: Hmm...okay. Chin-chai lah, one ceiling fan from you.
Me: What? I'm unemployed, you know.
Rojak1: Can larr, can larr...
Me: =.=" Do i look like i own a money copier?
Rojak1: *ignores me and changes his target* You and Rojak2, sponsor sebiji air-cond each. Deal?
Rojak3: *giggles* Sebiji air-cond your head. Sebiji.... sebiji... nah, sebiji testis you want onnot? Ambik! *with his two hands indicating a round shape putting at where his right testis located*
Me & SIL: MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
As any other ordinary girl, sometimes there are things that I should not be knowing. Somehow rather with me being exposed to 2 nutcases and 1 super pervert for my entire life, I think i know too much.
Take my advice: Rojak3 is no one ordinary for you to mess with. You think he is stupid? He's smarter than you! And him being only a kucing kurap houseman challenged his MO, "Mana dalam buku peraturan tulis tak boleh warnakan rambut dan buat tattoo?" *salutes* And you know what's the greatest thing about him? Although his mouth says NO, we know that the answer in his heart is already a YES. There it goes, the ego of the male species.
*****
Today is a really weird day. 5 years ago, there was an unsolved puzzle lying in front of me. Back then, there wasn't a perfect solution. Somehow, today the puzzle re-appears out of nowhere. However, this time, I manage to solve it together with a friend who is currently in Tokyo. We both are satisfied with the outcome. :)
On the other hand, things do not turn out good for Ms. Northumbria. She's gonna get herself drunk tonite. How i wish i can be there for her, lending her my pair of ears and giving her a bear hug. Miss you, lady.
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