Only barbarians could do that

Oh gosh~ Oh gosh~ There goes the smell again ;/

Why?? Why???!! Why do i have to choose the wrong cubicle each time? Why??!!???? Why me??!!

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We live in a civilized country. We have all the basic facilities provided to us. We do have proper toilets. At least, we do not have to dig a hole (as the Malay saying goes "nak berak baru nak korek lubang") or search for a drain when nature is calling. But what does C-I-V-I-L-I-Z-A-T-I-O-N mean when one couldn't even flush the toilet right after using it.(forget the malfunction in public toilets, k)

As i've mentioned in my earlier post, the air ventilation in my office toilet is VERY bad. BAD ENOUGH for you to faint when you enter in the morning, BAD ENOUGH for you to lose your appetite when you use it before you have your meal, and BAD ENOUGH for you to vomit when you ease yourself after lunch.

As usual, i went to empty my full bladder this morning in the toilet. The moment i entered, urghhh... the unpleasant smell struck my nose again ;/ I chose the most left cubicle since my last experience still haunted me. To my horror, not only i've chosen the wrong cubicle AGAIN but i have a little thing extra waiting for me this time. YeaH!!!...whoever that just finished using the toilet didn't flush her "freshly made dung" completely!!! G-R-O-S-S!!! How gross could that be?? Ewwweeee... Yeerrrrkkk... I quickly stormed out from that cubicle. But then my heart whispered that i should flush the "gooeeey thing" down while the devil inside said i shouldn't because the cleaner would do that later. After battling for 3 seconds, the angel won. I gave in and forced myself into the cubicle again eventhough i couldn't tolerate the entire situation. The deformed poopies were basically disgusting. I immediately reached for the flush button and gave it a push. DHUUSSSHH............~

My message to the "toilet-barbarian" : IF you couldn't clear the toilet bowl in your 1st flushing attempt, PLEASE wait for a while for the water to fill in the tank and flush for the 2nd time. ELSE use the bidet. It works too.

My message to KKW : If you are reading this, I really wanna skin you alive today ;p Stop promoting my blog in the office. You are killing me. Urghhh...

Btw, had a gala lunch today ;) sponsored by..errr..dunno.. the company?? but it couldn't fulfil my tummy ;/

Oh god, please spare my ears

"Jeeero... Jeeero... Not Jeeero??"

"Jeeero" - You must be thinking it's a guy's name. Anyway, would anyone be stupid enough to name himself Jeeero?? Yea, maybe some desperate guys who needed a Christian name so that everybody would remember him. So many freakos out there, huh.. Oh, back to the topic.. So what does "Jeeero" mean? Before that, just to let you know that my job deals with numbers on and off. Ahaa..some of you might have figured it out.

So "Jeeero" is actually representing the integer "Zero".(nuthin to do with Sub-Zero in Mortal Kombat). Who will pronounce it in that way instead of the original one? You know better ;) Basically, i don't think it's a funny thing but people who have the word spoken out of their mouth should have some serious thoughts. You will probably think as long as people understand what i say, who cares. Yea, who cares?? But are you going to repeat the same mistake each time you mention the word eventhough the correct pronunciation is known to you? I'm sure you've heard the correct pronunciation in the orang putih films.(unless you are reading the subtitles) Correct me if i'm wrong but i do think people will think lesser of you if you never learn/speak the proper way.(especially when you need to face the corporate ladies and gentlemen everyday) I'm not looking down on people who can't pronounce properly or anything but pls do forgive me because it really annoys me right here right now when someone says "Jeeero" instead of the proper "Zero". I used to laugh that off until recently i can feel as if there's a pain inside both my ears.. At times, it might send a chill down my spine. Eweee.... There are still more of it but i just can't think of any right now because my mind is "clogged". One thing i'm clear is whenever i hear/listen to the word, it aches my ears.

Idol no. 00XX ?

I pass by a 7-Eleven shop every morning when i walk to my workplace. Many people would just stop by that shop and buy something for their breakfast including me sometimes. This morning was different. I had no intention of getting into the shop to grab a bar of chocolate. All i did was just walked by as usual. But something caught my eyes. There were a few people outside the shop. They were busy doing their own kind of thing. As i walked, i heard a man shouted "Action!". I kept on walking but at the same time, I tried very hard to focus who were those people since I didn't have my spectacles with me. Then only i saw (still a blur view) the "actor" with a Malaysian Idol logo tagged on his yellow shirt posing by the 7-Eleven door. (Oh, now i see it...They were just shooting some footages for the upcoming episode BUT at 0840??? poor yellow shirt guy...i tot only working people like me gotta force myself out of the bed early in the morning). Didn't know which contestant was that but sure he looked like a young boy to me in my "not-so-clear" view.

Anyway, if anyone happens to be so free and your hp is loaded with money, cast a vote for Daniel in Malaysian Idol. He's in the Top 24 now. Daniel is a friend of my cousin. His sister is a friend of my brother. I remember him being very helpful when my cousin and I were in Penang the last time. I know he looks a bit girlie but i can assure you he is a very nice and polite guy and the plus point is, he has the talent! So people, do your job and don't let this talented guy slip away.

S.O.S!!! ST is in a mess!

Today is supposed to be a happy day. I have so many things to blog about. I even enjoyed working OT last night. But my mood changed 30 minutes ago. A small matter just occured and it required a decision to be made. My decision and the outcome will draw different results which will cause different effects. I'm in a mess right now. Can someone pls untangle me???

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From the previous century?

I encountered something funny last week. I saw that particular person this morning and the incident just hit me back. Well, someday last week, my colleague answered a call. Then i was asked to pick up the phone. I was kinda surprised since I was and i am still a newbie, so it was impossible for someone looking for me.(i only kenal those in the same office with me only) Anyway, i went ahead and picked up the phone since KW assured me someone outside the room wanted to talk to me. Here's the bloody conversation:

Me: Weiiyy...

Miss A: Weiy, ST rite? I'm A.(my, my, who are you?) Just now my colleague, M (who's M?? I dun even know A, how am i to know who's M??) saw your bag very nice arr.. She wants to know where did you get it??

Me: Arr..Got it from Seed..

Miss A: Oh, really arr? When did you get it? Got discount or not??

Me: Umm..(thinking very hard when was it) I think I've got it less than 1 month ago. Err, no..no discount.

Miss A: Really arr? No discount horr.. Never mind laa.. we'll go and have a look.. Seed rite??

Me: Aharr...

Miss A: Thank you arr..

Me: Welcome..bye

My colleagues asked what was it about. We had a good laugh after i've related the conversation to them. KW showed me which is A and which is M later on. (ooh, now you are A and you are M, i see.. of cos, we were not doing it obviously)

Right, welcome to the working world with a bunch of aunties outside... This is how the aunties in the office behave. Do they live in the century before my mum? Even my mum doesn't do this kind of thing, not even once i mind you. Simply because she never bothers and i proudly inherit that ;) You don't simply approach someone you hardly know and ask question like "Hey, where did you get your hair done?". This is not our kind of attitude and we still understand what does M-A-L-U stands for. Anyway, i hope i won't end up being one of them. I know i won't ;)

p/s: M juz called... Qs again...muahaha

To the bloggers and only bloggers

Bloggers out there, can you pls tell me how do i add in the comment link??? I am so DuHHHhhh.....

What a quick reaction

Have your mouth ever worked faster than your mind could actually stop it??? Well, i did! I felt bad about it but yet i couldn't stop laughing on what i've done. At some place, somewhere, some time, there was a lady wanted to squeeze into the place i was standing. I was actually whispering in my heart with the sheesssh-ing & yorrr-ing.. When she couldn't get what she wanted, (cos another person was actually blocking her) she tried another way by putting her palms together indicating the "squeezing style". What?? Is this lady blind or what?? There were totally no more spaces left - none, nil, null, eelekk.. (still whispering in my heart) while the person blocking her pretended not to listen to her. Then the lady uttered "Excuse Me." (this is where the terrible thing happens) Instead of whispering in my heart, my mouth accidentally popped out the sentence "No more excuse already lerrr..". Guess what?? The lady shyly took a step behind. Ohhhh, my god......what have my mouth done???? Normally action speaks louder than words but what have my mouth actually done???!! Had my brain gone damaged or what??? Why couldn't it control my mouth??? Only then i was like, Uhh-Ohhh...At the moment, i wanted to burst out laughing on the silly mistake i've just done but i was trying hard to keep my lips together. :x It was something unintentional but those few simple words were damn powerful enough to make an impact. Now, learn something from me - let your brain control your mouth and not the other way round.

Btw, remember i got my photos redeveloped for the second time? Now I do understand why the person mentioned "Come again." Celaka betui..Anyway, he was surprised to see me again and asked the reason i redeveloped the photos. I was kinda shame..phaiseh nyerr...and i told him i dropped on the street. His reaction - Har??!!! and started laughing.. extremely celaka... Finally, i've got another 4 (standard amount) photos and the guy asked me how many i wanted actually. Told him 3 and he requested the last one for him to display at his shop. DuHhhh..........do you think i will??? So, i've got like 6 photos. (together with the previous 2) Handed 3 to my company and left 3 for myself. When i was clearing another bag, I've found another 3 in it. (these 3 are the master copies which i thought i've finished using it in the first place) What am i going to do with these 6 passport-sized photos? Frame them?? I'm the pain in my own ass!!!

Bloody upset

I'm bloody upset with myself...

Problemo 1: I've forgotten to bring my hp to work A-G-A-I-N today.

Problemo 2: I've had 4 passport-sized photos developed at the photo shop the other day. When i wanna submit to my superior yesterday, there were only 2 inside the big envelope together with my documents. I must have dropped it on my way to work. Which road, which alley, which drain, i'm not sure. Anyone who happens to find it, pls kindly return to the owner--> ME! SIgh~ gotta develop again today ;(

Problemo 3: I've been assigned to do something this morning and the due date is tomoro morning at 11am. SHeeshh..why did i accept the job in the 1st place? Must be the devil inside making the decision for me.

Problemo 4: My department is the most hated department because Martin says Dato constantly praises our team and other ppl get so jealous. Now, one of the departments is trying to detect how much time our team spend online and will report to Dato. Dato's secretary slipped it to my superior. How true it is, i'm not sure but i definitely do not want to participate in any office politics.

fark, fark, fark~

The environment

Just got back from the toilet making poopies...Ahh...my tummy felt a relief ;) What am i gonna blog today? Hmm.. now listen to this..

My working place: When i 1st came for interview, i was directed to level 2. The place looked nice, (4 stars perhaps) really nice...nice enough to dupe newbie like me. Then came my 1st day of work. I was directed to level 4. It was nice and grand too, like what i've seen at level 2 but... (yayaya...another BUT) only on the outside.. When i got inside, my jaw dropped.(big enough to stuff anything inside) It was like the ppl inside there were having a war or something like that. Looked like a chaos. Then, there was another office inside (the place i'm suppose to be)..Again, when i entered, my eyes juz stop blinking..Anyway, i'm now very comfortable with the place. But i have one tiny, weenie, little problem.. Even the toilet looks much much more better than the entire level 4, (nice lightnings & structure) but...(yes, butt-head again) the air ventilation is baddddd.....Urgh.... This morning i went to the toilet to ease myself. Before i could do so, i almost fainted the moment i pushed the door opened. There was nobody inside but someone had just finished making poopies and the "fresh" smell was still there. The toilet contains 3 cubicles. I wasn't sure which one was previously loaded with "gold"..Made a wild guess and chose the middle one, hoping whoever "poopy-maker" that just left wasn't in that cubicle. The moment i entered...my, my...i was so wrong and i quickly ran to the one on the left. Make a quick dash and get off from that place as fast as i could, as if there were ghosts inside. Lousy air freshener i must say.. Very retarded.. Slow in response & don't smell good enough.. duh... they should either opt for Ambi Pur or at least change the response of automatic air freshener to a shorter interval...

Something good to end with

Three-quarter of the whole day isn't good for me but i have fun during the last quarter. It's not completely a bad day for me after all... At least I have something good enough to end my day... Something good enough to bring a smile on my face...and something good enough for me to smile from my heart. Yup, none other than seeing my parents.. Yay!!! But before that, SF & i were crazily text-messaging each other, condemning Missy X. ( i did the condemn part..what a small world, huh..SF knew Missy X too)

I went to collect my photos at a shop nearby my office after my work. Passed SY's shop and wanted to bug her. Took a glance inside the shop and she was serving her customers so i tot i would come back later. Her shop is only beside my office (less than 20 steps, i think) & I have to pass her shop everyday during lunch time. I dunno why but i juz felt like bugging her each time i saw her & hoping that she would hate me.. muahahaha~ (nahh, she won't) SY is selling bags that are made in China. Her customers are mainly consist of foreigners and i have no idea why they like those bags cos SY herself told me those bags aren't really good. Anyway, she's making big bucks out of those bags especially from the Arabians. While i was taking a glance inside her shop, i saw her serving 2 customers which i tot were Koreans. Another guy was sitting outside the shop waiting for his frens to choose their favourite bags.

Then i reached the photo shop. The guy handled an envelope to me and i uttered "thank you" . I walked away without paying any attention to the guy while trying to tuck the envelope inside my bag. After a few steps only i realised they guy said "Thank you & bye-bye. Please come again." in cantonese and i felt rude for not giving any response but to walk away. Pls dun get me wrong. I'm like under this "super amnesia" spell lately and i tend to forget things and now the hearing problem is creeping up on me. One must be wondering why would i suddenly tot about what the guy said. Normally ppl would either keep their mouth shut and take the money or the most, they would say thank you. But this guy was really polite and i was the IMPOLITE one!! So, it kinda knock me on the head for a while. There are still good ppl around ;)

After that, i headed for SY's shop. Her customers were still around. I stood outside the shop and waited for her. All of a sudden, the guy who waited for his frens came to me.

Mr. Big-Size: kili-kulu.. gili-gulu

Me: Sorry??

Mr. Big-Size: kili kili-kulu

Me: I'm sorry??

Mr. Big-Size: Err..do you speak English??

Me: Yea..(my, my, you were speaking English??)

Mr. Big-Size: They sell a lot of bags here..*repeating for the 3rd time

Me: Yea yea..*nodding my head (duh...am i standing on the alley of idiots?? isn't a bag shop suppose to sell bagSSS?)

Mr. Big-Size: Why are you here?

Me: Oh, i'm just waiting for my fren

Mr. Big-Size: I'm from Mongolia. (chup!!! Mongolia??? i tot u r a Korean!!! I immediately tot of Genghis Khan) I'm here in Malaysia for 2 days and tomorrow i'm heading to another city in M'sia *and he continues to gili-gulu

Me: I see..what do you think about M'sia?? *trying to be nice & polite

Mr. Big-Size: Oh, it's good....daaa.daa..da *still he continues to gili gili-gulu and i can hear only the word "S'pore". His frens are about to leave SY's shop by then and my heart is shouting "quick! quick! quick!"
*my eyes are trailing his frens & then i look at Mr. Big-Size who still gili-gulu there, why aren't you saying bye to me yet, Mr. Magnolia Mongolia??

Mr. Big-Size: Urmm..how about we go for a drink tonite...kili gulu-gulu
*before he could finish his sentence i'm already shaking my head indicating no

Me: Err, no..i'm goin out with my fren *pointing at SY (what a lie...kekeke)

Mr Big-Size: No-no..urm..maybe later or......

Me: No...*still shaking my head and cut him off but with a polite smile hanging on my face. at the same time, looking at SY wishing she could help me out but she's not looking!!!

Mr. Big-Size:kili-kuluuu...*with a disappointed face

Me: Bye & enjoy your stay here.. (mind you, it's "bye" and not "see you"...hehehe)

Mr Big-Size: *still gili-gulu-ing & waving his hand at the same time

My conclusion: *_* ... he seemed to be polite & nice..they like OL, huh?? (i'm an OL hottie...muahahahaha) Mr. Big-Size, i didn't know what were you thinking about but i hope you meant well. If you were looking for S-E-X, i dun have that on my face. Perhaps, i could show you the way to Chow Kit if you were interested. See..i'm still good even i'm pms-ing... ;) kekeke.. freakos out there, dun try to predict when is my next due. DOink!

p/s: i'm afraid of huge guys especially those with big palms which can cover my whole face with only one of them. OoOoozzzz and Ahzzzzzzz...goose bumps...scaryyy...whooopsss...KB, now you know the reason and pls do treat ur gf as good as possible ;) Btw, Ah Dao called me the other day.. surprise, huh?? me too!

To Missy X

To Missy X a.k.a "I'm-so-innocent" kiasu biatch---> FARRRRK OFF, you Fudge Head!!!
Cool down, ST, cooooool down... breathe... count to 10.. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10..
I'm still mad ;/ but i can laugh rite now too.. see.. i am MAD!!!

p/s: some of YOU (yes, you, you and you) might know who am i referring to but Missy X wouldn't know ;)
my typing is so foul (luckily not my mouth) these few days. Thanks to you Missy X! You are one real biatch, well, for the moment... Things get realllllllly bad when you're pms-ing.

I'm almost "physically" & "mentally" dead

I miss my study life!!! I miss my Uni life but most of all, i miss my college life!!! :'( Working sucks!!! it really sucks so well~ Not that the environment is no good or anything, instead everything is on the opposite side. My superior is good, my senior colleagues are good, the benefits are good, the pay is good, and i have no barriers. I can do anything with the Dell (yea, stupid Dell again) PC provided to me..Yes, ANYTHING!!! (but i'm not downloading any porno cos it SUCKS!!! Those actors & actresses suck too!!) In fact, everything is good but i'm NOT enjoying what i'm doin!!! Again i stress, I'M NOT..I would rather read a story book right now than sitting here thinking of what i should be doin instead. Duh... why didn't i bring one along today?? Martin is on leave... Sheesshh...Look at the brain damage my current job is giving me.. I may be a retarded person in a very short period of time if it is to go on like this.

passing DK C & DK D (biggest hall)...in front of the library...spotted an ATM..have a peek inside the library..guards yawning..continue to move on..along the way, there are some lockers..went through Block M (which belongs to SOT) and stacks of staircase including climbing some little hills..passing through some smelly toilets.. walking and dragging to Canteen 1, pausing to look at the "Bubble Tea" stall and step-by-step down the stairs...Voila!!! reach "yam yam park" and having Pre-U block (this block is for the suckers!!) situated in front.. I'm crazy!! i'm just crazy already!! i bet everything has changed by now... ;(
only some ppl will understand what i'm describing..sigh~~~it proves that i'm looking back

One missed call or 25 missed calls?

I had left my hp (the ang mohs call it mobile: any loyal Friends series would have realised Phoebe said that on one of the episodes while immitating Monica's ex-room mate) on my bed before i went to work yesterday and the previous day before. Each time when i realised i didn't have it by my side, i would release a long sigh~ It was like caught in the middle: either to return or go ahead. Since it was impossible to go back cos i would be late for work, then i chose to go ahead with my day without my hp. I got back really late yesterday. When i saw 25 missed calls stated on the screen, i was like "Whoaa". (cos i'm not a business woman) When i checked the list, the calls were mainly from my father, mother, bros, aunt, Sam from Event Comp, MM & Elliot. Oh dear, my family must have been worried like hell...they haven't heard from me for quite some time and they wanted to know how was i doin on my new job. In the end, i talked to each of them to assure them i was fine and i had only forgotten to get my hp with me.

"ST, ST, when are you goin to wake up? STOP dreaming!!" Well, I have it right now inside my bag ;)

Am i under threat?

At first, i'm writing to express what i actually feel good and dislike about. You can't expect me to write only the good things that happened to me cos everyone has their own problems else we won't be called homo sapiens. I treated my blog as a channel where i could express my dissatisfaction and at the same time, sharing my experiences. But as time passes by, i realise there are more people reading my blog and those who shouldn't be reading, read it too. i do not want to offend those i've written negative things about.(i know that things will backfire sooner or later) So am i under threat???

p/s: somebody is testing my patience and pls dun f*ck this up